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Day 266: Meridian

Meridian Nothing says "romance" like Bark At The Moon-era Ozzy Osbourne Fairy tales are way scarier than we realize. We generall...

The Zombie Diaries Dear diary, why does this movie suck? The United Kingdom has had a good run recently with zombie movies. 28 Days Later an...

The Return Cataracts are no laughing matter I remember watching the very first episode of the Buffy The Vampire Slayer television series and...

Creature There's so much suck going on in this poster Horror has a long history of incorporating local legends into plots. There are cou...

From A Whisper To A Scream From a whisper to a yawn Anthologies are a fun concept for horror movies. They can take short stories that are un...

Masters of Horror: Dance Of The Dead It's like the Electric Slide, but way worse There are many reasons why we decide to watch a horror....

The Surgeon Haw, haw! Lots of people are afraid of hospitals and not without good reason. They're big, cold, sterile places filled with ...

YellowBrickRoad Oh, it has an ending... I don't like The Blair Witch Project. I had very little interest in it when it came out. Why I a...

Bloody Birthday If you want cake, raise a finger Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday dear Jordan. Happy birthday to m...

I Am Omega Omega Man I knew it was going to be bad. It was just a matter of how bad it was going to be. I had watched a few minutes of I Am ...

Faust: Love Of The Damned And that price is your dignity Metal is my preferred choice of music. Sure I like some rock, some alternative, and...

Tale Of The Mummy Mummy dearest Despite doing over 100 horror movies reviews, I haven't watched a true mummy movie. Even though they fal...

Ghoulies If you can even make it to the end Sometimes you go into a movie expecting to see one movie and get another. It might be for the be...

H.P. Lovecraft's The Tomb No, bullshit will lure you in I really enjoy H.P. Lovecraft's work. I'm such a fan that I even visited...